At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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