He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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