Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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