it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
We have started to decorate penises.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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