make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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