it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Ladies don't puke and tell
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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