i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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