I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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