It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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