Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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