where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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