Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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