Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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