Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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