so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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