somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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