Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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