just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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