i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
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This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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