"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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