Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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