Where is the hickey?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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