but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions