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Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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