When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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