3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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