evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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