...so i touched it.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
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Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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