i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
now i know why i became what i already was.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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