he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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