How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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