I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
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You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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