Duck Duck Cougar?
I've blown a few things in my day
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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