Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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