The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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