I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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