and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
ttyl tear gas
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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