Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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