READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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