this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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