And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
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For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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