If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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