Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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