1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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