so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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