this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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