You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I think I just sharted jello shots
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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