It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
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