other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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