sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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