OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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