Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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