is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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