Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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