she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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