After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
pray to the hookup gods
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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