Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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