Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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