the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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