This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
When did we convert life to cartoon?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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