I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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