You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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