Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I have tasted many bathrooms
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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